Matt the former Room-mate who has been evicted and the Toaster that has been thrown away because it is moronic

 

They can't make up their minds.

 

You flirt with them, they try and flirt back. They say things like 'you are looking mighty sexy today' when all you are wearing is a stinky coat and your fave jeans that you wear like once a week. You say things like 'Grrrrr.' and 'poke' and other stupid stuff.

 

Mini me makes all of their decisions. They don't care if 'jenny' sleeps around with every guy she meets and has about 1 million different STDs. All the better than poor 'Akuma' who has a 127 I.Q. and can actually put two and two together.

 

You log on to aim. You go to 'Couples Chat'. All you see is 'Hott sexy 18 yr old virgin girls! Come look at my sexy webcam 24/7!' You never see anything like 'Harvard Education, likes to dance Ballet. Treats every one as an equal, believes in life, liberty, and the persuit of happiness. Willing to trade e-mail addresses and chat' nor do you ever see anything like 'Funny Brunette. likes to make you happy. Hobbies: Coaching local soccer team, teaching underprivilaged children how to read, and painting murals.' Oh well

 

They prefer quantity over quality.

 

All the good ones are either taken, uninterested, interested in your friends, or (my fave haha jk :)) have insanely low self esteems.

 

They treat your freinds like crap, make them even cry, don't apologize to them and then turn around and give you flowers expecting to get laid or something.